Posted 4 hours ago (originally naisdick) + 40 notes

"What’s her name again?"

"Sharon. She’s nice."

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Did you know that I haven’t had peanut butter in a decade because she has an allergy? I mean, it wasn’t all bad. She was the only person I could watch Dance Moms marathons with because she only talks through commercials. And every year for my birthday she does these little scavenger hunts. Oh, and last year when my gam-gam died, she was the only person who could make me laugh.

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One Panel every two pagesBlack Widow #02 (2014)

I’m a killer. My past is my own.

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Posted 8 hours ago (originally comiczoo) + 777 notes

dancys:

@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way* 

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Posted 11 hours ago (originally dancys) + 35,196 notes

Orphan 99: After Brooklyn’s 99th precinct loses one of its best detectives, Elizabeth Childs, a British rebel named Sarah Manning joins the team, eventually revealing all the trippy details about her clone fiasco and trusting her co-workers as valuable allies.

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Are you on your third bag of little orange things? Cheese puffs are the perfect food to support the linkage between new info, and stuff already stored in the brain. Just like the cheesy particles left on the fingers link to the cheesy taste.

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Posted 11 hours ago (originally lukellas) + 380 notes