I’m so sorry he got away from me sir, actually the leash broke. We were doing some special Pavlovian training and there was some movement in the underbrush like a hedgehog or maybe a rabbit and he started running after it. No, Monty what are you doing? Uh oh black hawk down. I’m so sorry. Sit down for a second. I am not going to tolerate your insubordinance. Stop barking! Monty, I’ve got kibble. Oh I just dropped it all over your face. Monty get away or I’m going to pepper spray you. Oh my bad, that’s completely and totally my fault. Hey it’s an ice cream truck. That’s gonna wear off you’ll be fine. Monty, you want a popsicle? Good boy Monty, let’s go hit on some poodles.